I think this one is super funny -

Canadian Girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties to perform.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told
his new wife to do the dishes and all the cleaning in the house. He said it
took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
all the dishes were washed and put away.

James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had
given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.
He told them the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it
was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and
there was a huge meal on the table.

The third man said the he had married a girl from Canada . He boasted
that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house
cleaned, the dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table
everyday. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he
didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to make himself
a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a gardener.

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