Archive for the ‘misc’ Category

Page 3 girls - no fake boobs

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Did you know that the famous page-3 girls of daily newspapers in Britain are definitely not allowed to have fake boobs, if they want to be included in the magazine?! Hooray!
Both newspapers have actually run reader surveys that show that men prefer natural breasts. And yes, they can tell the difference!
There is no such thing as a natural-looking boob job. That would be no boob job at all :-)
Did you know that there have recently been scams between modeling / photography companies and plastic surgery providers uncovered … the modeling / photography agency says that girl will be good enough to egt work if she has xyz surgery – then they recommend a place that can get it done quickly and professionally (and that they also have a referral commission agreement with!). The girls end up with no work, losing the money they paid for surgery, and a mucked-around bod.
We love you all just the way you are!

What a stunner!

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

For those of you that want to get a start in the topless fashion industry (because every piece of clothing, every room, every other person, and every piece of furniture looks better when it is accessorized by a pair of breasts!), but think you might not be good looking enough, I’ve got some advice.
Just do it!
Did you know that every guy in the world has a different set of tastes and preferences?
Some like long legs, some like short legs. Some like brown eyes, some like blue. Some like big breasts, and some like teeny tiny ones. Some guys like a girl with soft curves, some like muscle definition, and some like the innocent waif look.
No matter what you look like, there will be a guy out there who thinks you look awesome with your clothes off.
So unburden yourselves! Air out your cheeks and let your nipples flow free ;-) !!

Fake breasts

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

I’ve been thinking lately about breasts. Well, I think about breasts a lot… they’re a pretty cool subject! I’m sure most of you would agree with me. What I’ve been pondering though is about fake breasts.
I personally really dislike the shape and look of fake boobs. The nipple always sits super high, and they look like they might start leaking green goo if you touch them – they are always so ‘full’ looking.
Hopefully fake boobs will go the way of the suntan – as people started realizing how unhealthy it actually is to have a tan (how wrinkled and walnutty you get in a decade or so!), they started becoming less popular. Many people have realized how unhealthy it can be to have fake breasts … so long live the queens of natural bosoms!
Can anyone think of a country where this is not the case?

Topless in public campaign - jump on the bandwagon!

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

Hey, I’d like to know what the rest of you think about the laws worldwide about walking around topless in public … more specifically, why is it that guys are allowed to but girls aren’t? Surely breasts aren’t the most horrible-looking things out there!
And it is much more natural for girls to have their breasts out than guys – after all, girls need theirs for breastfeeding. Guys might do more hot and sweaty work … but that doesn’t mean that girls are incapable of getting hot and sweaty. In fact, if we were allowed to walk around without tops on in public, we might volunteer for a bit more of it!

9 Words Women Use

Friday, February 15th, 2008

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Milena’s statue

Friday, February 8th, 2008

well so now you can see me in museums …

women

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Milena has to work hard now …

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

I am tired of modeling. Photo shoots are so tiring I need a challenging career. I got a quick job from the temporary agency - office manager. - It is temporary job since I never can stay on the job for to long. I get bored way to quick and when I get bored I have to quit. So I love my new job I get to dress very sexy and I overall play a sexy secretary most of the day including lunch. Here at this place we go for lunches to very fancy restaurants. My favorite is this sushi place. I love sushi.
I have to work so hard to be able to pay for my new chopper for the summer. Look what sexy pictures we did on my lunch break:

Harley …

Monday, January 7th, 2008

So did I ever say how much I love motorcycles. I am getting my own this summer. It will be custom build chopper. I want it painted pink. I already ordered a frame from Barron Choppers. I am so excited. I still have to do my license … but this is just a minor problem I think I can overcome in couple weeks. I have lots of experience in riding in the passenger seat of Harley so that should be good enough I hope.
this will be the best photos hoot this year me and my Chopper.

Did you think about donating sperm recently?

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

If NOT than think again …