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Sexy Story

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Dear Milena May,

Maybe our story will start with a chance meeting in the park, or even better, the
zoo! Even just thinking about you has my cock feeling like and elephant’s trunk.
(lol, it’s 7 good inches, but I can dream can’t I?)

At the end of a very hot day, I notice you leaning against the rail at the lion
enclosure. It’s dusk and the male lions are roaring. Because you’re standing on
tip-toes, the rail catches you right at the pubic bone and the thin material of a
skimpy sun-dress is pressed firmly against a drenched pussy.

No wonder the lions are so boisterous, they can smell your excitement.

It’s obvious you’re lost in a day dream because your head dangles limply from your
shoulders and your eyes are shut. As I sneak up behind you, I notice your ass sway
from side to side and the muscles in your legs flex as you try to rub yourself just
right.

I pull my cock out of tan colored slacks. Your show has so excited me that pre-cum
is already dripping from the throbbing tip. “I’ve been watching you and I like what
I see”. You respond with a very short retort, ‘Anything you want as long as you
don’t try to see my face, and you stick your tongue in me right now’!….

…a very visible wet spot on the tan slacks gives me away as I leave the zoo.

With lust,
theQuimBARBER

Dirty Email I got the other day

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Do you think you have the ability to kick a guy in the balls? Sounds like fun? Well, now you can make serious money - $200 an hour every time. There is no catch and the money is provided up-front at all times.

If you’re interested, give me a shout and I will respond as soon as possible.

Thanks,
xxx

Ideal Person: A dominant young woman, with a bitchy attitude who knows how to treat a submissive(i.e. like dirt!).
Also, I should probably tell that there is another fetish of mine, which entails a lot(and I mean a LOT) more money than the $200 offered - it is called financial domination/slavery. Essentially, it would involve me giving you excessive amounts of money for the most trivial of things - treating me like crap, being a spoiled brat,being bitchy, letting me purchase your worn out shoes for three to five times their original cost, spending my money & credit cards at the mall(I think you get the picture).Let me know if any of this interests you.