I think this one is funny - Thank God as I young wify I don’t have to deal with all that …

Dirty joke - Please excuse the rough language in the following story . I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn’t be the same….

A young couple recently got married and went on their honeymoon. When
they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. ‘Well,’ said her
mother, ’so how was the honeymoon?’

‘Oh, mama,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!’
Suddenly she burst out crying. ‘But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language — things I’d never heard
before!
I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to take me home .
PLEASE MAMA!’

‘Sarah, Sarah,’ her mother said, ‘calm down!’ You need to stay with your
husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?’

‘Please don’t make me tell you, mama,’ wept the daughter, ‘I’m so
embarrassed, they’re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!’

‘Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother
these horrible 4-letter words!’

Sobbing, the bride said, ‘Oh, Mama . . he used words like: dust, wash,
iron, and cook …’

‘I’ll pick you up in twenty minutes,’ said the mother

in the studio I shot today there were huge windows … and the photographer wanted to shoot natural light of course … he did not notice that across the street there were bunch of guys working on top of the building … man they had a show. I waved to them few times they were starring at us. the photographer was way to busy to play with his camera to see anything … I had so much fun showing off.At one point I climbed at the ledge and showed my bottom to them - since I think my ass is the best part of me I couldn’t resist

Soo now you will hear me bitching about terrible times I had driving around in Montreal. I think it is the WORST place I ever drove in. I drove through 5 red lights and had an accident hitting a frikin MERCEDES … when I was rushing to the photo shoot and I should mention very sexy photo shoot. To bad I never got there because you could have seen me doing very sexy things to myself …

So there I am writing my daily entry … my pussy juice is literally dripping to my ass crack - pretty good conditions for anal fuck. I could just lay down on the table and spread my ass so hard that the pink can be seen from the other room. I love ass play. I am playing with my juicy pussy right now - It’s been an hour since I started so it is stretched pretty good I can fit 4 fingers in it … I am waiting for the day that I can fit more - right now I think I am to young and it will hurt me - Like I remeber when I started having sex - that hurt - especially my boyfriend at the time - he was pretty short but his dick was just HUGE - and I mean HUGE. I know I had a tiny little cunt and maybe that’s why his cock seemed so big but I still remeber that his cock was totally disproportional to his body - he was a tiny guy with a big monster dick that he loved to plunged in me … I cannot say I liked it at the time - especially not the first thrusts - they hurt but after awhile pussy stretches and I got to enjoy myself a bit too …

I would just mention that my super hot friend who happens to be a model - Angel - is not as angelic as it may seem …
She loves aggressive sex - I could say that I love that one too … but to watch on tv - especially the super hard core agressive forced sex - and forced deep throats …so yeah I can watch that sorta thing but I am not doing it … Surprisingly to me my little friend - Angel - has a forced and agressive sex sessions with her boyfriend - I couldn’t believe it - they scratch themselves and bite. He pushes her around the house. She says that later on they both end up with heavy bruising and scratches. I think this is kind of ghetto - but when she was talking about it she was glowing … how sick is that - she enjoys to be forced fed his cock and he enjoys to ridicule her.
I would say she should go to a shrink but on the other hand if they are both happy - why not eh?

Look at this baby sitter forced to fucking …

so I heard from my friend that his girlfriend doesn’t want to swallow … and i am wondering why the hell and what does she do with it? Spit it out or what? he laughed and said that he has to ” warn” her before he comes - I thought that must be super annoying - there you are laying on your back enjoying yourself and moaning away - your dick starts to shake a bit and you have to pull off … I would never every do that to a guy - plus my guy has the sweetest tasting cum in the world so how could I miss the feast? The answer is I couldn’t plus it is good for you - it is very good for you - the portion of your daily nutrition in the white creamy substance - yum

Women love to make out … everybody knows that. I went to see a movie today but I do not remeber a thing since I was kissing all the time … the theater is semi full so he got adventures and put his hand between my legs and finger fucked me. I really enjoy kissing a man and feeling his fat rough finger down my twat …

Soo did you every try that? I tell ya this is the best thing it will make you cum hard like never before. You are going to be moaning like a little girl - and you will not be able to hold it for long - even when you force yourself thinking about 86 year old woman living across the street - or other silly things man thing to postpone ejaculation … but it is totally worth + vibrator in her ass will feel good for her too!!

Studio’s Message:
Hailing straight from Europe, Milena has all the savory traits that we appreciate so much in the European women. Strong minded, sexy as can be, determined and with the sassy accent. I want one of those in my kitchen and on the right hand side of my bed. So she can cook great Poland meals for me, give me wise advice, fuck me brains out and set me straight when I’m acting out! I really enjoy girls from a different culture, their sense of thing, their mentality, their sexuality is really different and they are so fantastic to discover. Come back anytime you sexy Polish diva!

Milena’s Message:
Hi guys! Well, I hope you like me on flashybabes. I gave my best and had a lot of fun doing it. Invite me again and I’ll bring some friends! Loll. To na razie! Milena

When I was a real teeny - like sixteen year old I already loved to masturbate. I would bring myself to orgasms as soon as I was home alone. My favorite was the water play - I would take very long baths and soap my whole body very well. I would the caress my pussy gently. I also liked to spread my legs and place my teeny cunt under the stream of water. The pressure of water on my clit would drive me crazy - I would try to make a quite moans because the apartment we lived in had a very thin walls so I didn’t want my nosy neighbor to hear. There was an old lady living in the apartment beside us and when my parents left she was always “watching” so me and my sister don’t get into trouble. One time when I got into it to hard I could hear her knocking with the broom - stupid old witch would tell my father all about it and then I was grounded for 4 weeks because they thought I ad my boyfriend over … Well they wouldn;t know that the boyfriend could never make me scream like that - at least not when I was sixteen. I did not know about existence of a G spot then - actually I read about it in dirty magazines but I highly doubted that it is true … up until I turned eighteen years old … Even I was doubting in the g spot existence I never gave up searching for it - since I did not have a vibrator at the time - way to risky if my father found out … anyway I didn’t have one so I was using candles at the time … they worked pretty good … but after I turned eighteen my best friend got my my first vibrator for my birthday she said it was a special vibrator and that would change my life … and that totally changed my life after I plunged that thing into my pussy I didn’t even have to stroke my clit and I came sooooo hard I was moaning and shaking - good that my father was out fucking his stupid girlfriend. Before when I masturbated I thought it was totally overrated - but after I used the G SPOT VIBRATOR - I understood that those moaning whores in porn movies were not pretending and that the TRUE MIND BLOWING BODY SHAKING ORGASM exists - and I could do it over and over and over again …
so this is the best invention in the world: