Americans love boobs. Americans love fake boobs. I had a dream that my tits grew a lot. They felt like water balloons. I played with them with fascination squeezing and pulling. My nipples could take so much abuse … good that was all a dream since I would have a lot of bruises … I was wondering how would I look with fake tities and this is what I came up with …

When I woke up I thought I love by breasts and there is no way I will stick piece of plastic inside my body …other then vibrator of course …

Damn I hurt my hand … unfortunately i had to cancel my trip to Kingston and my nude photoshot there. Now I’m typing with my left hand.it is very uncomfortable lol … so i better go to take a long bath and play in the water with my left hand

How do you call a girl for a date?

* Dial her number and talk to her a few times first. Then just ask her out, but make it a public place. Usually you would want to ask her if she would like to meet or to be picked up depending on how well you know each other.

* Don’t go on a date like STRAIGHT AWAY. First find out if she wants to go out with you, if she says yes, get to know her favorite places and things. Then ask her on a date.

* Ask her out for a coffee, it’s much easier than saying ‘date’… and as Eddie Izzard says: “If they say yes to coffee, then sex is on”. It’s not as forward as asking someone out for a meal, but still has a pseudo-romantic feel; and you keep a sort of non-committal attitude, meaning you can always say your intentions were completely innocent.

* To be honest, girls feel flattered when you ask them out personally (face-to-face). If you are too shy, don’t say: “Do you want to go on a date with me,” say something like “I’m going ______, would you like to come along?” If you want to make a great impression, ask her out in person!

Even though I am a girl…I think that you should be calm about it! Don’t freak about it! It isn’t like the girl you want to date will kill you if you ask! The worst she can do is say no!

“LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE”

Humor enhances our ability to affiliate or
connect with others.

Humor helps us replace distressing emotions
with pleasurable feelings. You cannot feel
angry, depressed, anxious, guilty, or
resentful and experience humor at the same time.

Lacking humor will cause one’s thought
processes to stagnate leading to increased distress.

Humor changes behavior - when we experience
humor we talk more, make more eye contact with
others, touch others, etc.

Humor increases energy, and with increased energy
we may perform activities that we might otherwise avoid.

Finally, humor is good for mental health because
it makes us feel good!

Keep laughing life is way too short.

We know all that sex sells. You can see how my boobies are supposed to sell this perfume here:

This is me again painted …

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

I am tired of modeling. Photo shoots are so tiring I need a challenging career. I got a quick job from the temporary agency - office manager. - It is temporary job since I never can stay on the job for to long. I get bored way to quick and when I get bored I have to quit. So I love my new job I get to dress very sexy and I overall play a sexy secretary most of the day including lunch. Here at this place we go for lunches to very fancy restaurants. My favorite is this sushi place. I love sushi.
I have to work so hard to be able to pay for my new chopper for the summer. Look what sexy pictures we did on my lunch break:

So did I ever say how much I love motorcycles. I am getting my own this summer. It will be custom build chopper. I want it painted pink. I already ordered a frame from Barron Choppers. I am so excited. I still have to do my license … but this is just a minor problem I think I can overcome in couple weeks. I have lots of experience in riding in the passenger seat of Harley so that should be good enough I hope.
this will be the best photos hoot this year me and my Chopper.

If NOT than think again …